Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

We're SO Not Prepared for Zombies, Dude




Now, we all know that one day some of those undead bastards are gonna rise from their grave and start muckin' up all the shiny things we cherish. But who's ready for it? Maybe Jim in Alabama with a dozen rifles in his abode and the surrounding land covered in land-mines and bear traps, but the average joe is pretty much screwed. We're all so comfortable in our nice warm homes that when some jerk with half of his face torn off and a nasty infection comes knockin' on our doors, we wouldn't hesitate open them with open arms, straight into the slavering jaws of a zombie. Welp, there goes my jugular and oop I now hunger eternally for the flesh of the living! Tough break, kid, you were unprepared.




The cities are a deathwish. They'll be the first ones hit and are a haven for the members of the undead, whereas the countryside is much safer (for the most part). The military is pretty much cannon fodder despite all their heavy machinery and automatic weaponry, only adding to the danger of getting our arms chomped on. Keeping away from the city or at least staying in the outskirts is your best chance for survival. A floor or two of an apartment building is good for large groups of survivors as you can always keep the stairwell barricaded (to an extent so you can send out scavenging parties).


Pretty much what I'm trying to say is that if some scientist in a lab accidentally made some virus that reanimated the dead, then we'd be straight screwed, plain and simple. Our world would be lost to the undead menace and that'd pretty much be that. So stock up on your canned goods and ammunition people, because they're coming, it's just only a matter of when.


Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Episode II: ITS A TRAP




Episode II: ITS A TRAP

OK FINE, I LIED. All my post wont be about Star Wars, its gonna be annoying, so i decided to tackle another topic. This one being not as big as the the other posts, and speaking of which, there are like 5 or 4 blog posts about creatures (vampires specifically) and video games, so i said to myself, hell, why not combine the two and blog about that.

So i will, whats up zombies?


omg, their everywhere

Oh zombies, i love you, not only are you everywhere, (literally). Thank you zombies for not attracting little screaming 12 year old Bieber fans, thank you for being so intriguing and awesome, but most importantly, thank you for being in video games.

Personally, I think zombies are best represented in video games. There's nothing more awesome playing some good zombie game, running away from a mob of fleshing eating zombies and finding that trusty shotgun you left in the basement, then blowing them to shreds. On top of that, the suspenseful storyline of how it all started, learning that the main antagonist of the story is a bioengineering pharmaceutical company, creating viruses and bio weapons. Oh fun times indeed.

But lets not forget what makes zombies so appealing, what is it exactly? Is it the fact that they are also in movies, shows, comics and video games? The stories? the way they look? I dont know. I think ever since the invention of "Nazi Zombies", zombies became a worldwide addiction. Just like how vampires had twilight, zombies had Nazi Zombies. For those who dont know and are thinking "WHAT IS THIS NAZI ZOMBIE THING YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT SIR?" Its in a first person shooting game called Call of Duty. First appearance of Nazi Zombies was in the 2008 hit Call of Duty World At War. 

Yeah, this actually happened.

Enough of video games, what about movies and shows? Yeah, they have them too. Fortunately, its awesome, no Twilight love triangle BS. Zombie shows like The Walking Dead and movies like Zombieland and Quarantine  are insanely awesome and highly enjoyable. Comic books too such as the Walking Dead. 

I say zombies are way cooler and better then vampires or werewolves, they don't do any pedophile things like stalk you or want to suck your blood, but they actually give you the chills and scare you. Can you image a hungry flesh eating zombie chasing after you in the middle of the night? 



So I wanna ask you guys a question:

Zombies or Vampires? Why?

My vote is definitely on zombies, its the fact that their scary, the way the look, what they do, and how they do it. Its without a doubt cooler than vampires. To wrap things up, I think zombies should be more appreciated than vampires, everything entertainment that the zombie genre has to offer is way better than what vampires have. Zombie movies, games, movies, comics, books shows, destroy vampires. Enjoy my mini zombie gallery, recognize any of these?